frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via awkward-lee)

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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(Source: madotsukies, via guy)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via officialwhitegirls)

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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(via laughtime)

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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(Source: buttlass, via officialwhitegirls)

  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via happiest)