i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"